But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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