If that was your dad, he is hot
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
