Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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