your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
