West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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