If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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