Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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