I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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