OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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