is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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