doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Randomize
