We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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