well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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