laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Randomize
