He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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