I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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