Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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