Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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