Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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