New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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