I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Randomize
