okay pat passed out under dana's car
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
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