he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Randomize