wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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