people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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