It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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