Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
and she was petting her beer can
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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