belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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