Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I got inside last night via doggy door
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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