you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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