Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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