I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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