Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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