her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
