I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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