I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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