Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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