I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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