new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
do nipples grow back?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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