Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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