This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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