pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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