he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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