You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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