Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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