so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
you had me at cake vodka
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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