Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I am spending my child support on dildos
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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