My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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