their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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