her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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