you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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