I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
