I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
