My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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