Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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