paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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